May 13, 2013 • 439 notes • feastuponthis

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May 13, 2013
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Soooo once my family's car broke down in bumfuck nowhere in West Texas during a road trip and we got picked up by border patrol who drove us to the nearest town (population three i shit you not) so we could call for help
cuttlefishdoctors
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(THREE?? HOW IS THAT EVEN A TOWN THAT’S LIKE. NOT EVEN. A CULT SIZE. OKAY WHATEVER)

A couple of friends and I were driving out to a haunted house and on the way there the driver turned into the wrong lane on a highway (the lanes were separated by an island so we couldn’t just cut back across) but it was like 2am and there was no one on the road and I kept saying he should turn around to get us back and he just ‘its okay we’ll be good’ and when we pulled up to a redlight there was a truck on the other side just stopped and you could tell the driver was like ‘am i in the wrong lane’ but no sir it was us im sorry

May 13, 2013 • 128 notes • cottonpinnia

cottonpinnia:

endermen are really cute when theyre not trying to fucking murder you

no dont even talk to me okay like i see them in my caves all the time and i just kind of leave them blocks and flowers to move around and i talk to them and clean up any water in the area so they’re okay and the other day i looked at one by accident and it STARTED SCREAMING AT ME AND I RAN INSIDE MY HOUSE AND IT WOULD JUST STAND OUTSIDE THE DOOR AND SCREAM AND IT WOULDN’T GO AWAY I MEAN LOOK AT THIS SHIT

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May 13, 2013 • 35,191 notes • tyrion-lannister

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May 13, 2013 • 43,735 notes • askboxmemes

HEY FOLLOWERS

askboxmemes:

TELL ME AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT YOURSELF AND I WILL REPLY WITH AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT MYSELF THAT I THINK OF WHEN I READ YOURS. IT MAY BE ENTIRELY RELATED, OR ONLY RELATED IN THE WEIRDEST, BROADEST DEFINITIONS.

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May 13, 2013
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Just decide to look at my dash and suddenly donuts. It's to late for this and now I really want one but all I have is cake. :C
janeaudron
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im not even sorry i’ve been asleep all day and now i really want chocolate and AT LEAST YOU HAVE CAKE WE HAVE NOTHING NOTHING NOT EVEN A COOKIE

May 13, 2013
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pssst id love it if you reblogged food porn of something crunchy
indithegeek
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i’ll put some in the queue love <3

May 12, 2013
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Your food porn is too hardcore for me. unh~♥
musicachick
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im sorry bby its all sweet underneath i promise

May 12, 2013 • 16,265 notes
dirkology: this is the best and worst status update i have ever made

dirkology:

this is the best and worst status update i have ever made

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May 12, 2013 • 9,930 notes • yummytomatoes
yummytomatoes: Summer

yummytomatoes:

Summer

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